Thursday, November 23, 2006

Damn you taggers!

I hope you know I only do these cause I love you bethma - not cuz they are fun - cuz they are NOT!!!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I really should take my makeup off at nighttime.
2. How much cash do you have on you? Maybe $7
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?” Whore
4. Favorite planet? Is the moon a planet?
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Probably Pam
6. What is your favorite ring tone? It would be dueling banjos if I could find it.
7. What shirt are you wearing? Geek t-shirt.
8. Do you “label” yourself? Yes. Californian.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing? Uggs - slippers
10. Bright or Dark Room? Midway between
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? She is one of my most favorite people EVER.
12. What does your watch look like? Silver, square with black face.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Moving the puppy off my face Im sure.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? My mom complaining about all the people spitting at the courthouse.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11? That I know of – CA – in TO
16. What's a word that you say a lot? Shut up! Seriously!
17. Who told you he/she loved you last? Bethma!
18. Last furry thing you touched? Blackie – Tallulah the devil puppy
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? 22!
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? Do they still make film?
21. Favorite age you have been so far? Mid 20’s – although I didn’t know it at the time.
22. Your worst enemy? Myself – I don’t let anyone else be that mean to me.
23. What is your current desktop picture? Downtown Ventura.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? You can toss that.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? DUH – who needs to fly when cash can buy you a plane and so many shiny things!
26. Do you like someone? Sure – but not “like like” them – I wish.
27. The last song you listened to? Louis Armstrong – What a Wonderful World (Im listening to satellite radio
28. What time of day were you born? Around 8:00 PM
29. What’s your favorite number? 20
30. Where did you live in 1987? Moreno Valley, CA
31. Are you jealous of anyone? All kinds of people.
32. Is anyone jealous of you? Probably – cuz they don’t know any better.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? Getting ready for work and happen to have the TV on.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Stare at it in amazement wondering if it’s a sign.
35. Do you consider yourself kind? Sometimes.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? My arm – I love Mom with a knife thru the heart!
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Totally Spanish.
38. Would you move for the person you loved? Probably.
39. Are you touchy feely? I think so.
40. What’s your life motto? It used to be “what would Oprah do?” – now probably more like “why not try”
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times? At all times? Nothing! I’ll go with Chapstick, a credit card and a bra
42. What’s your favourite town/city? Ventura, and I wish I were there now.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? Jean Day stickers at work.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? Thank you cards at my b-day and I letter to my bro in the pen!
45. you change the oil on a car? Why would I?
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? That he is still an ass, even to his new wife.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry? Some about my grandparents – we aren’t people that share good details until we pass away and the younger folks dig through your stuff.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? DUDE – I couldn’t tell you, it was like a million years ago.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now? My back.
50. Have you been burned by love? Sure, hasn’t everyone?

Monday, November 20, 2006

Piranha Puppy


If any of you are ever in a spot where you think it would be sooo much fun to have a puppy. Stop, breathe - and take another look at my Piranha Puppy.

Everyone in this house has puncture wounds in the tops of our big toes and the vet says she wont lose the major fangs for a couple months. Damn you Piranha Puppy.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Stranger than Fiction

Just got back from watching Stranger than Fiction - it was interesting. Not interesting in the "she is nice" sort of way, more in the "my head is still swirling from strange thought" sort of way. Im a huge Will Ferrell fan so I would have probably gone to see it even if it were a dumb looking movie - I did go watch Elf after all and am not too proud to admit it, but this time he played a completely different role than anything I had ever seen him in and for the first time I felt like I could completely relate to his character. I think that's what baffled me. I personally have nothing in common with his character yet I knew exactly where he was coming from. Weird - just weird. Maybe tomorrow I will be more clear about what Im thinking. If you have a chance to see it = you should. Its not his usual comedy but its Will Ferrell and I would totally fight you if you say he doesn't rule. And, if that were not enough the music in it didn't suck either.

Speaking of stranger than fiction - I have to get my reading - for I start my first day of school tomorrow. Freak Out. Seriously. Freak Out. Who would have thunk it, I've only been talking about it forever, and now its finally going to happen, tomorrow. And for those of you that love my awful grammar - run on sentences - and completely made up use of punctuation, you will be happy to know that my first 2 classes are Effective Persuasive Writing and Skills for Learning in an Information Age. The classes following that will continue to try and sneak in ways to make me write more correctly - but screw that - they are not grading my blog and you all know how I love the dot dot dots...

Halloween Keg-er

I'm trying to get some thing organized and realized that I totally forgot to post this after Halloween - this was one of the last kids that came to our door. We had pretty minimal trick-or-treaters since we live in the bible belt and they do events at all the churches in the area to keep the kids from worshiping the devil and candy. We had a baby chicken, a hunter, a couple princess', pretty much the normal stuff and then this kid showed up....



It was one of the first things in months that gave me any hope that the south may have some redeeming qualities. Rock on keg-er kid.