hellllllllooooooooooo

Good god. No one is writting anymore. Have we all finally found something better to do? I think not.

I need you people to post crap so I know your alive! I need to know how big your kids are and what color your hair is these days. How will I ever figure out if your dogs are still alive or the cat is now a town whore! What if you have done something to your house that I want to steal and use as my own?? What if you are going to be featured on the next episode of "Secret Lives of Women" = do I really need to learn about this stuff with the rest of America? I need stories damn it - I have even started reading more strangers crap and its just not the same.

So now that Ive said all that - yes, I do know that I suck too. I feel like the universe is trying to send me a message lately and I am getting a static-y line. Things have been good and even progressing in a positive forward motion. I would give more details but I fear that it would only curse things. More to come - hopefully something worth posting.

I miss you my internet friends.

PS - Our house is actually being visited daily by a handyman - for improvements - not leaks. All 3 humans and 3 dogs are still alive. No one is unemployed. I am still amazingly in school. No one I am related to or sleeping with has been to jail lately. My iphone arrives in 2 days. And all this can only lead to world disaster within the next few weeks.