FOR REALS. You know you've hit that all time low when you start a sentence like that. For all of you that have been worried about what I've been up too = you now know and should be more frightened than ever.
Yesterday, I was out and about with a new friend from work who took me out to some property she has in the middle of no-mans land - the country- on steroids.... anyway as we were looking over the land (41 acres to be exact) we came upon a building in the middle. This was a monster building with a normal door and then like 4 double garage doors. Inside it was filled with all kinds of stuff I have seen in movies but never had the opportunity to actually crawl all over. Have you ever even heard of a "Bush Hogger"? What the hell? - There were backhoes and trench digging stuff - riding lawn mowers - 2 boats - a car - a couple 4 wheelers - storage galore (and yes Wen - plenty of space to hide the dead bodies) - and then the tractor. I was fascinated - and had to know how to operate them all!! Within a couple hours we had tried them all - S was there too and wasn't left out - he was totally mocking me but didn't flinch at the opportunity to try them out either. I figured my insurance was paid up until the end of the month - this would be the time.
I've never thought I would find any use for the massive country land around us = other than it makes for great motorcycle riding roads. Most the time when I drive through these areas I cant imagine why anyone in their right minds would want to live out there = but it was pretty clear by the end of the day - a little piece of your private paradise... its all about what you make of it.
It makes me wonder what this could mean - could I be one of these people one day that will be saying things like "Ima headin into town for some supplies - ya need anything?"
